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  The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that 2 trains were heading for each other on the same track?...
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• Dear Son, I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast.
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• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
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• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....