the story about the two Polacks who went hunting
together, They bagged a moose and, being big strapping fellows,
tucked a hind leg each under an arm and began dragging the
moose back to their vehicle. Another hunter came along and
suggested that dragging the moose by the hind legs created a lot
of extra friction with the hair digging into the ground. He
suggested they'd be better off dragging it by the front legs and
the hair would then slip over the ground more easily. They took
his advice and a few minutes later, one said to the other, "Dat
guy know what he was talkin' about, Dis is a lot easier." The
other agreed and said, "Only thing woriies me is, we're getting a
hell of a long way from the truck!"
