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• Fire In The Hole
•  <--that's an S-Hole
• Cowpoke Wisdom ** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  ** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in....
• This reminds me of something a friend of mine did to get even with a landlord that evicted him.
  There was a hole in one of his walls so he put a couple of dead fish in in the hole....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
  May I play through, please?" The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right....
• My favorites: Dump a whole bottle of detergent into the toilet tank.
  This produces great billowing suds out of the bowl on first flush....
• A friend and I pulled a similar stunt on a co-worker some time back.
  After a long series of joke-perpetrating back and forth, we procured a rather large box and filled it with packing 'peanuts', then proceeded to cut a large hole in the bottom and invert the box on the victim's desk....
• When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby...