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• Another good practical joke taken from the "Tippy Turtle" series on Saturday Night Live is as follow
  Take one of those musical grreting cards (the type that play a song when opened) and carefully rip out the part that actually plays the music....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• I had a mischevious roommate in college. Fortunately, I was the object of his machinations only once.
  It didn't take long to track down my furniture >from the ten places on campus where he had distributed it over spring break....
• Circus Lingo Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995 from
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• These were told to me by a friend who once attended Devry Inst.
  in Arizona (a tech. school for electronics types)....