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Support Mental Health.........Or I'll Kill You. Scene - A Schoolroom In Italy.
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Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Scene - a schoolroom in Italy.......
Teacher: Class, can anyone tell me where the Great Lakes are? Luigi?
Luigi: Upper U.S. !
Teacher: Oh Luigi, I'm taking you to the principal's office.
Related:
Giuseppe and Luigi were having a drink one day, when Giuseppe leaned across the table and said "Luigi, you lika woman witha snaggle tooth and a little brown mustachio?
And Luigi says, "No Giuseppe, I no lika sucha woman?...
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything.
One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The teacher said....
Memos On The Company's Christmas Party FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO
Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue....
What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
A school teacher is conducting a show and tell session with her second grade class.
She says, "I have something in my hand. It is small, round and red. Do you know what it is?...