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• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
• Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
  He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....