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  As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs....
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• Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
• it is alive The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a known lush around town and liked to call the police if my granny's dog was loose.
  One rainy day granny and I were sitting on the porch watching the rain and waiting for the dog to finish his "business"....
• Once there was a man who went all through college and decided he didn't like it, so he dropped out to become a trolley car conductor.
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• There once was a little pink lady. She had a little pink house and a little pink dress and a little pink dog.
  This lady sold avon. One day the lady was walking down a street selling her avon when she came across a little red house....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• 165 There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had no scent.
  She got fucked so often At last she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she spent....