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• A dentist was obsessed by dental floss! His obsession was so great that he bought a roan horse to help him gather floss for his growing collection.
  Another dentist became even more compulsive and stole the horse!...
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• A stolen roan gathers no floss!
• What's natural dental floss? Pubic hair.
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
  He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety....
• The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
  He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• Q: What do Orientals use Dental Floss for? A: Blindfolds.
• Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax
  Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be....