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  The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd...
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  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
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  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• dogs --- I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
  It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!...
• MARCH ON THE HICKS The HICKS: The Homebound Investigative Curmudgeon Knockout Syndrome.
  Last week, my fellow Marchers, we set the cadence....
• Quotes From Groucho Marx: - Time flies like an arrow.
  Fruit flies like a banana. - Room service? Send up a larger room....
• A Nice Jewish Dog... A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog.
  So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Irving into the house, bragging about how smart he is....