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• I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
• My God .... it's full of stars!
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Next stop the stars! Now where do i buy a ticket?
• IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.