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  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
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  When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both get a puzzled look on their face....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
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