A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas
for the first time.
After reaching his first stop in Texas, it was late so he
checked into a motel. And went to it's restaurant for diner.
He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
"Waitress" he said," I ordered a small beer." She said," this
is Texas, in Texas this is a small beer." Then he ordered a
petite steak and the waitress brought him a two inch thick
stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
"Waitress, I ordered a petite stake"
She told him that in Texas that was a petite stake. After a
while all that beer was getting to him, so he ask the
waitress where the rest room was. She told him to go down the
hall two doors and turn to the *RIGHT*. He staggered down
the hall two doors, turned *LEFT*,and walked into the hotel
swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
"DON'T FLUSH IT!"
