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  The supply sergeant gathered up all his equipment but informed the soldier that they were temporarily out of rifles....
• Army Humor Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
  "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
• City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
• Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....