This is the Fertilizer Club. It will not cost you a
cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address
at the top of this list and shit in their garden. You will
not be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed. Then,
make five copies of this letter and send or give them to your
friends who appreciate Organic Gardening. You will not
receive any money or checks, but within one week, if this
chain is not broken, there will be 9,916 people shitting in
your garden. Your reward will come next summer when you have
the most productive garden in your neighborhood.