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• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
  BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
  He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....