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Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the
one with the hair under her arms braided!
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From cplai@daisy.UUCP Mon Jan 23 05:30:07 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: cplai@daisy.UUCP (Chung-Pang Lai) Subjec...
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