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• Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period? A: She's only wearing 1 sock
• Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
• How can you tell the Polish secretary? She's the one with white-out all over her computer.
• Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
  A: See if there is any dandruff on her shoes....
• Q: How can you tell a Polish cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
• Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
  A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor....
• Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
  He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the one with the hair under her arms braided!...