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  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were shipwrecked on a desert island.
  The German found this smokey bottle. So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther (the German was a really nice guy)....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Three Men and A Lamp Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft.
  Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project....
• a bottle on the beach I was walking down the beach and found a bottle.
  One that looked like [I Dream of Jeanie] bottle....
• THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
  ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....
• There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
  When he opened it, a Genie popped out, "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years!...
• Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.
  I've heard it is the best online service I can get....