A YOUNG LADY AMERICAN TOURIST IN EDINBURGH APPROACHES AN ELDER SCOTSMAN �AND SAYS, "fORGIVE ME FOR ASKING SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION, BUT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED--IS ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?

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A YOUNG LADY AMERICAN TOURIST IN EDINBURGH APPROACHES AN ELDER SCOTSMAN �AND SAYS, "fORGIVE ME FOR ASKING SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION, BUT I'VE
ALWAYS WONDERED--IS ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?" HE REPLIES, "NAY,
LASSIE--GOOD AS EVER."

1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....

A YOUNG LADY AMERICAN TOURIST IN EDINBURGH APPROACHES AN ELDER SCOTSMAN �AND SAYS, "fORGIVE ME FOR ASKING SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION, BUT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED--IS ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?

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