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  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
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• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
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