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• When Quasimodo died, the priest posted notices all over town that he needed a new bell-ringer.
  No one in town wanted the job, since the hours were terrible and the working conditions lousy, so the priest got worried....
• Bell ringer In a small town, the bell ringer for the church decides he's had his fill and wants to retire, so puts an ad in the paper for applicants.
  The next day, a man without arms shows up....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• Fresh Every 2.7 Days PEE YU PLATTER Clothes Pins Extra HOO FLUNG POO Napkins & Raincoats Provided SUC SUM TIT Children's Special YUNG POON TANG No Take Out Orders Accepted LUNCHEON SPECIALS SUM YUNG CHICK.
  .........$6.99 Different and Delicious WON HUNG LO....
• A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
  However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead....
• A young priest was having difficulty keeping his audience awake.
  He asked an elder colleague for some help. "Well," said the other priest "I like to shock'em awake....
• A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (or course.
  ) The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death....