I had quite an experience today. I was in the mall parking lot and there
was this woman getting in her car. She was about to close the door when
this other woman tried to park beside her and hit her car, slamming the
door on her foot. I ran over to see what I could do to help and I almost
puked. The door had completly severed the womans big toe off. I tried to
stop the bleeding as much as I could, then ran to the phone and called an
ambulance. The ambulance arrived and as the paramedics were stuffing her
into the ambulance I asked one of the paramedics"Aren't you going to take
her toe along so the doctor can sew it back on???"."Nope",said the
paramedic,"you got to call a toe truck for that."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...