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• Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job!
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
• Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Q: Why don't Arabs ever get hemorrhoids? A: Because they are such perfect assholes!
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....