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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  "I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
• As Ensigns in the Navy, Bill and Bob were assigned to the detail that goes to the parents' house to break the sad news, in this case that a son had been killed at sea in a plane crash.
  Bill was very uncomfortable with the role, and is barely able to stammer through these word...
• Ditto this one: "There are two sides to every divorce, mine and shitheads.&quo
• Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
  "Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
• Logic... Billy Bob and Billy Joe, two rednecks from Arkansas, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
  Billy Bob went to see Professor Homer, who told him to take math, history, and logic....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• aid the beertender. Dejected, the rope went home and put on a disguise--dark glasses, heavy overcoat, mussy hair.
  Back to the bar he went. "Hey, I know you, you were in here before....
• "Seventeen," replied Polly.