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What Do You Get When You Cross A Jewish American Princess And A Computer?
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What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a
computer?
A computer that never goes down on you.
Related:
Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla? A: A Hairy Reasoner!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince