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• Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla? A: A Hairy Reasoner!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
• What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
  A computer that never goes down on you....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• What do you get if you cross a Smurf and a whore? A little blue focker about this high.
• WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A WHORE THAT WEARS BRACES AND AN ELECTRIC DRILL?
  ANSWER....A BLACK AND DECKER PECKER WRECKER....