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What's The Difference Between DARK And HARD? -- It Stays *dark* All Night.
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What's the difference between DARK and HARD?
-- It stays *dark* all night.
Related:
In the dark, all cats are gray.
But what's the speed of DARK?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOLDUP AND A STICKUP?
YOUR AGE. .........................................
What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.