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Why Are They Sending Women Into Space As Astronauts These Days?
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Why are they sending Women into space as astronauts these days?
because they weigh less than dishwashers.....
Related:
Unknown Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions....
Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Why do men swim faster than women? Because they have a rudder.
S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
Why is a calendar so sad? Because its days are numbered.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.