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• Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
• Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
• Q: Why did God create man? A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
  Q: Why did create woman? A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook....
• Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
• God created women because sheep can't cook.
• Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
• Why did God create armadillos? So Mexicans would have something to eat on the half shell.
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• Why do shepherd's wear robes? because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.