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First You Get Down On Your Knees, Fiddle With Your Rosaries.
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First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries...
Bow your head with great respect,
and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect....
Related:
Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
And bring your knees in tight...
A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
This is (#include phone.addr). We are not ... excuse me a moment, please.
Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (sound of window breaking) Great!...
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?##
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
Get your Modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head