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  make twice as much money, work half as hard, be appointed to the Supreme Court by the age of 49, and live to be 90....
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• The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
  Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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