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• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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• genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
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