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• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. (Hint: they are small enough to fit inside)...
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• Q:" How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  - Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up....
• On a related topic: Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: How many do you think it takes?...
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  ? A: Two - One to do it, and one to write a sensitive folk song about it....
• How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 but don't ask me how they got in there.....