A woman wanted to have a baby, so she asked a guy to have sex with her. Just
as they were about to commence, she asked, "What are we going to call our
baby?" The guy left, saying, "I don't want no kid!" So she invited another
man over. The same thing happened The third time, she decided not to tell
the man she wanted to get pregnant until after the act was over. After he
came, she asked, "What are we going to call our baby?" The man stood up,
pulled off the condom, tied it in a knot, threw it up against the wall and
said, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him `Superman.'"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...