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• Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?
• Hello....Incontinence Hotline....Can you Hold
• Hello, Suicide Hotline, Please Hold..
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine.
  I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data....
• b.g. music is frantic, violin oriented] "hello.
  you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
• Now for a *harmless* practical joke. My favorite telephone gag is to call someone at random, and with an official tone rattle off this warning before they can interrup
  "This is the telephone company calling. There is some trouble with your line....