The School Bus Approached The Curb And Slowed But, Upon Noticing A Gibbering Kid Stumbling Around, Gooking All Over The Place, The Driver Stepped On The Pedal And Left The Kid In A Cloud Of Dust.

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The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering
kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the
pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust. Next day, the bus approached the
same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms
flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again. The third day, the bus
again approached the curb. Once again, the kid on the curb was frantically
stumbling around, drooling and gibbering. The bus burned rubber, hopped the
curb, and ran right over the stumbling kid. Later, the police arrived. The
officer asked the bus driver, "I understand that you failed to pickup the
poor kid all week long and, as if that weren't enough, you ran him over!.
What do you have to say for yourself?" To which the driver replied, "He
wuth makking fthun uff me!"

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