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  His bus was named the 'Sesame Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source somewhere in his youth....
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• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
  Next day, the bus approached the same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again....
• Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home! A man went to a party and had too much to drink.
  His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
  A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
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