Once Upon A Time, A Newlywed Couple Were On Their Honeymoon In The Bahamas.

Once Upon A Time, A Newlywed Couple Were On Their Honeymoon In The Bahamas.

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Once upon a time, a newlywed couple were on their honeymoon in the Bahamas.
One day, while sun-bathing, the husband got a bad case of sunburn on his
dick. In terrible pain, he went back to their room to seek some relief. He
opened up the frig and found a bottle of milk. He poured a glass and soaked
his irritated cock within. As he was standing there, his wife walked in,
looked at him, and said, "So that's how it's done! I've always wondered
how you guys filled that thing up."

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