Two Men Were Hunting In The Hills Of Kentucky. Bo Turned To Jim-Bob, After Taking A Sip From His Sixth Beer Of The Hour, And Said That He Needed To Step Into The Bushes For A Minute.

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Two men were hunting in the hills of Kentucky. Bo turned to Jim-Bob, after
taking a sip from his sixth beer of the hour, and said that he needed to step
into the bushes for a minute. So Bo walked out of sight and pulled out his
dick. Suddenly, a rattle snake slithered into sight! It coiled in defense,
as Bo froze - with dick still in hand. The snake, far from intimidated by
this small cylindrical object, struck and injected his poison into Bo's
staff. Bo cried and screamed until his Jim-Bob came to his rescue. After
rearranging the snake with a load of double-00, Jim-Bob calmed
Bo down and told him that he was going for help. So Jim-Bob wandered down
the holler to a small town. Finding a hand-cranked phone, he called the
nearest doctor and was told to cut two small incisions near the bite, and
suck the poison from the wound. Jim-Bob ran back up the holler to Bo - who
was by then quite distraught and nearly unconscious. Said Jim-Bob to Bo:
"The doc said ya'll gonna die."

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