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• One day, a very naive, newly ordained priest discovered that he needed to get something in town.
  Having never been there before, he was looking forward to the excursion....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• A man was driving through an unfamilar city. He noticed in certain section of town, that women would come up to him at stoplights and say "Nookie Nookie Ten Fifty".
  This happened a few more times and this man being a bit naive wanted to find out what this meant....
• Big Man In a Small Town" Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
  He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair.
  While he's there, he decides to buy a small pig....