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• from the depths of the crypt at St Giles came a scream which resounded for miles said the vicar "Good Gracious!
  has Father Ignacius forgotten the bishop has piles?...
• There was a young lady from Kew Who said, as the bishop withdrew, Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And four inches longer than you.
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Dear Son, I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast.
  There are a few things happening here at home. We don't live where we did when you left -- you're father read in the paper that most car accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved....
• ST:TNG--To BALDLY go, where no one has gone before. . .
• A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
  Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding....
• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
• The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
  So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day....
• How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
  Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....