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• Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
  A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and six doughnuts at the same time....
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Q: If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you sin, what gets a girl pregnant?
  A: Two high balls and a squirt....