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• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
  The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• It's Always Lawyer Season There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over the lawyer.
  One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to the mission....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
  After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man....
• Little Johnny... A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing.
  A group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria....