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• The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum, is captured.
  Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him down, naked, to stakes....
• Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day.
  The Lone Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess....
• If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver? The lone ranger.
• Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.
  The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean....
• A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish.
  The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen....
• A new recruit showed up on his first day in the ARMY and was sent to get his supplies.
  The supply sergeant gathered up all his equipment but informed the soldier that they were temporarily out of rifles....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.