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• Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar, dismounted and tied up Silver.
  He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in....
• Why do Indians wear jock straps? Totem pole.
  What do you call a gay indian? Brave Fucker !...
• The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum, is captured.
  Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him down, naked, to stakes....
• If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver? The lone ranger.
• Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
• Pronto Tonto to Toronto.
• Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?
• Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.
  The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean....