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Q: Why Are Dogs Better Than Kids? A: When You Get Sick Of Your Dog, You Can Put It To Sleep.
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Q: Why are dogs better than kids?
A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
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He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest....
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