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• Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
• quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  "I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• "I hit him in the nose with a newspaper and sent him to bed with no Kibbles N Bits.&quo
• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him
• This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
  "What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?
  Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?" The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's gay....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....