This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the
tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so
he walks over and asks: "How do you get into those pants?". The young woman
looks him over and replies: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink...".
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...