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• Three vampires walk into a bar. the first one says "I'll have a pint of blood".
  The second one says "That sounds good! I'll have the same"....
• Three vampires walked into a bar and sat at a corner table.
  The barmaid walked over and asked what they would like to drink....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Irish Logic... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more....
• A Bloody Nose" A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
  Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
  I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....