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• A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
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• NEW INFANTS MIRACLE DIET FOR OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE Flabby Americans are always on the look out for a new diet.
  The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet) or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet)....
• NEW INFANTS MIRACLE DIET FOR OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE Flabby Americans are always on the look out for a new diet.
  The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet) or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet)....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little the general public knows about mathematics?
  "Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps a bit too pessimistic....
• Q: what does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?
  A: well, this morning i had bacon, eggs, juice......
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• This old man rambles into a bar and shuffles up to the counter.
  He leans over the counter and says to the bartender "I'll gouge my eye out for $...